Mobius Strip Underwear

Finally, the perfect gift for the hard-to-shop-for theoretical mathematician in you life: Mobius Strip Underwear!

If you are not familiar with the wonders of the Mobius Strip, this garment may not be for you, but for the right person, this could be the jewel of the Holiday Season. Mobius Strip Underwear come in several varieties, for men and women, and are all one-of-a-kind, hand-fashioned by legal wage compensated craftspersons with loving dedication. This certified “green” product consists of gently owned garments which, you can rest assured, are professionally laundered and inspected.

Because undergarments in their original form aren’t actually a plane or a tube, but a complex three dimensional arrangement of body fitted fabric, Mobius Strip Underwear aren’t technically a Mobius Strip, but rather a practical garment retooled in the spirit of this seemingly paradoxical one-sided object that has delighted generations of deep thinkers. Not just a novelty item in the sprit of the Mobius Strip, however, Mobius Strip Underwear is an actual garment that can be worn beneath other clothes, secretly, giving the you the confidence that you are moving through the world in a unique fashion. Let the next board meeting come alive with secret pleasure! Allow a boring date to become secretly, intellectually charged! Even everyday mundane tasks such a trip to the DMV may become a mind-bending adventure when wearing Mobius Strip Underwear!

Individual Descriptions:

Holiday Boxers

These red and green boxers are the perfect Christmas gift, and have the double distinction of containing a subtle Hound’s-tooth design, which we find the most disturbing pattern known to mankind.

Tighty-Whitey

These classic men’s white briefs affectionately known as the “tighty-whitey” are REALLY TIGHT when re-tooled into the Mobius Strip configuration, and perfectly embody the mind-twisting spirit of this product. Let your next trip to the gym be a complex one!

Victoria’s REALLY got a Secret!

This elegant and sparse woman’s “thong” undergarment has become an abstract art object in the hands of our skilled retoolers. Though admittedly impractical to begin with, they now must be seen to be believed! Not for the timid, as a gift, this item is recommended only for those with a mature and tolerant relationship.

The Sportsman

These manly boxers deceptively boast a pattern that depicts fishing, outdoor traveling, and bear hunting—masculine endeavors which can certainly stand the addition of facing the wilds while wearing a mathematical paradox close to your private areas. Perhaps the perfect gift for the contradictory loved one in your life.

Party In The Pants

This petite white woman’s panty depicts a couple of wine drinking, glittery dressed, cartoon party girls, one of which, perhaps, secretly has a theoretical math party going on in the underwear department.

Danger! Will Robinson!

This adventurous red cotton thong bikini for women or the really bored man seems to defy all logic! Where do the legs go? Where does the waist go? Who cares?! Can probably be worn three different ways, because none of them are right!

Game Board Boxers

The complex and rather insane geometric design on these boxers, consisting of a system of interconnecting blue, green, and brown hexagons and triangles makes you wonder what they’re smoking over there at Hanes. Were the wearer to be lost at sea in a lifeboat, the pattern could certainly double for a game board of the survivor’s invention. The addition of the Mobius Strip design, however, makes all of this superfluous.

The Shit Hits the Fan

The design on these rather boring boxers resembles nothing so much a little box fans, bringing to mind, for anyone with an imagination, both the literal and metaphorical interpretations of the above catchphrase. Perhaps these twisted undergarments could be the perfect gift for the conservative Republican on your holiday list.